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"Not as far as I’d like. It’s going to be another 1,500-page book, and I have about 200 pages done. So I still have a lot to write." 17th MaySource: George R. R. Martin, when asked about his progress on The Winds of Winter (via thebullandthedirewolf)Reblogged from: thebullandthedirewolf+543 notesgeorge r.r. martina song of ice and firebooksquotesson of a bitch -
14th May
And Cersei began to cry.
Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon pies. He had not seen his sister weep since they were children together at Casterly Rock. Awkwardly, he took a step toward her. When your sister cries, you were supposed to comfort her … but this was Cersei.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
12th May
So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.
I was wrong.
It wasn’t funny.
It was hilarious.
JUST CLICK PLAY OK.
And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.
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I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT ID THIS AKSDHAF;LKSDFAN;LDSKN
K, now that I’ve listened again, I think this is from 50 Shades of Grey.
Maybe.
It sounds like it.
I AM CRYING. The bad writing makes it even better.
OH MY GOD
CAN ROBOTS READING EROTICA BE A THING NOW PLEASE
robotsreadingerotica.tumblr.com needs to exist if it doesn’t already
(Source: merrytheknight)
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WWW. 10th MayAmazon: Harry Potter Books In Kindle Library June 19kindleharry potterbookswhee!And this is why I bought a Kindle over a Nook — Amazon Prime + Kindle = best thing ever. Now I know I’ll definitely be re-reading this series over the summer break. :D
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" North and north and north he looked, to the curtain of light at the end of the world, and then beyond that curtain. He looked deep into the heart of winter, and then he cried out, afraid, and the heat of his tears burned on his cheeks.
Now you know, the crow whispered as it sat on his shoulder. Now you know why you must live.
“Why?” Bran said, not understanding, falling, falling.
Because winter is coming.
“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?” he heard his own voice saying, small and far away.
And his father’s voice replied to him. “That is the only time a man can be brave.”
Now, Bran, the crow urged. Choose. Fly or die. Death reached for him, screaming. Bran spread his arms and flew.
"9th MaySource: (via aquamirage)Reblogged from: marinersubmariner+18 notesa song of ice and firegeorge r.r. martinbooksquotes -
7th May#there are no gods only death #and the one westerosi equivalent is the most silent and often ignored #because death speaks softly and carries a big stick #and that stick is Jaqen H’ghar if you know what I mean #eh eh eh #but seriously the Stranger is one of my favourite aspects of the narrative #he is like the oldest of the new gods because he is the same in every religion #wilder and darker and more unknown than any of the other seven
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6th Mayeverybody stop posting about sad letters right now
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4th MayHouse sigils created by Futurehaus
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29th AprilCharlotte’s Web of Contempt.
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31st March
“When all this is over, we’ll be a proper family. You’ll see.”
(Source: dmalfo-y)
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